Post by Tadhg on Mar 4, 2006 19:22:45 GMT -5
He managed to blackmail a Ferengi (Emissary)
When Klingons attack him he not only kicks their ass but gets them to surrender
His son isn't a snot-nosed geek
His XO wears a cool earring
He has never, ever been split into a good and evil half
After being critically wounded he still has a sense of humour
Janeway worshiped a god. Kirk fought a god. Picard became a god. Sisko has done all three with style.
His lectures make southern Baptist preachers jealous
Can lay out a guilt trip like no other
Hasn't been beaten in hand to hand combat.
Drinks Klingon Coffee (rakatajino) instead Earl Grey or wimpy human coffee.
First Officer has never betrayed the Federation
Has a Doctor that doesn't mind killing a couple of Klingons before breakfast.
One word: Defiant
Sisko's girl came back even though it meant a jail sentence
After a Klingon killed his friend, Sisko kicked his ass really hard
He and his crew took on a Klingon fleet.
His enigineer never had to go to the academy because he is SOOOOOO good.
He can out Ferengi the Ferengi.
His science officer has found anomalies boring.
He lost his true love to the Borg not some wimpy Klingons or Q
After fighting the Dominion he went and got a new ship. After five years Kirk got the same ship with a software upgrade.
When he say, "fire a spread of torpedeos" Worf fires more than one
He managed to SAVE his son from the Klingons.
He actually realizes that there is no up and down in space
Worf wouldn't live much longer if threatened to kill Sisko where he stood
Q came to DS9 once and was scared away. He won't leave Janeway or Picard alone.
Two words: Quantum Torpedeos
Sisko makes a better Klingon than Worf
Plays baseball instead of reading Shakespeare
Fought gentically engineered soldiers (Jem'Hadar) in hand to hand and not only won but gained their respect.
When he chases Maquis in to the badlands he doesn't get lost
His XO fought the Cardassians and won.
His Bartender doesn't wear silly hats
When he opens fire nothing survives
His ship has armour.
He lets Worf get violent
Not only did he help build the Defiant, but he can cook too
His son actually looks like him
He can get his unifroms tailored.
Destrying Klingon ships is a hobby
He has never been captured by the Cardies
O'Brien and Worf prefer him to Picard
When Admirals go crazy he holds them at phaser point. Picard just talks to them in a stern voice
Starfleet listens to him instead of the other way around
He was prophecied
He has fought enemies that would make Kirk cringe.
If you are lying he will tell you so.
Sisko was scared once. He didn't like it and has never been since
He saves the Federation on a daily basis.
When someone betrays him he promises to hunt them to the ends of the universe
He knows what a hot dog is.
When he was only a commander he had the most powerful ship in the fleet
Death is scared of him.
Kirk has to slingshot around the sun. Janeway and Picard are sucked into temporal rifts. Sisko has an orb that is safe, clean and quick.
He never had to steal his cloaking device
His XO looks good in leather.
Both Janeway and Picard have been stuck in the Delta Quadrant. Sisko knows better
He holds a grudge
He always shoots to kill
When he gets angry he makes Klingons cry
Sisko saved Kirk's life from a tribble
He is a major figure of Earth History.. twice. (Gabriel Bell and Ben Sisko).
Has crossed over into parallel universe. Not scared. Did it again.
Avery is by far the best first name of a ST Captain's actor.
Only person who doesn't get weak in the knees just looking at Terry Farrell
Only person on DS9 not afraid of Kira
Used to hang out with Curzon Dax
Can throw a killer fastball.
Is a GOOD Dad
He sets the fashions for the Federation (Generations - Voyager)
He beat ex-terrorist Bajoran military at guerrilla warfare (The Seige)
He'll never spend an episode wondering if he should have had a family
His security officer would have a reasonable explanation for growing a ponytail between episodes
He underwent torture by dehydration in a Polo-neck! (Paradise)
He overturned centuries of Cardassian legal precedent by walking into a courtroom and just looking at the judge (Tribunal)
Tests show, if he doesn't get his own way, he'll collapse the wormhole (The Search, Part II)
When Picard falls in love, complex ethical reasons prevent him from continuing . When Sisko fell in love , the only thing that stopped him was her being a figment of somebody else's imagination (Second Sight)
He survived Wolf 359 without being on the Borg's side (Emissary)
Picard's entire command crew would NEVER all go to his quarters for a meal Picard had cooked himself (Equilibrium)
He trashed a gambling joint with his Science Officer (Rivals)
He's the equivalent of Moses in the Bajoran Religion
Omnipotent, shmomnipotent . He punched Q instead of hiding in his ready room. (Q-Less)
He shrugged of a Klingon's headbutt, roared, hit the Klingon off a console twice and flipped him over his back (Invasive Procedures)
Nobody escapes from the Jem'Hadar . Except Sisko . Twice (The Jem'Hadar - The Search, Part II)
Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying : Device, Cloaking (The Search, Part I - Defiant)
Starfleet ordered Picard to take command of the Enterprise, Sisko ordered Stafleet to give him the Defiant (The Search, Part I)
Picard is a major figure in the Federation, Sisko is a major figure in Earth history (Past Tense, Part II)
When Klingons attack him he not only kicks their ass but gets them to surrender
His son isn't a snot-nosed geek
His XO wears a cool earring
He has never, ever been split into a good and evil half
After being critically wounded he still has a sense of humour
Janeway worshiped a god. Kirk fought a god. Picard became a god. Sisko has done all three with style.
His lectures make southern Baptist preachers jealous
Can lay out a guilt trip like no other
Hasn't been beaten in hand to hand combat.
Drinks Klingon Coffee (rakatajino) instead Earl Grey or wimpy human coffee.
First Officer has never betrayed the Federation
Has a Doctor that doesn't mind killing a couple of Klingons before breakfast.
One word: Defiant
Sisko's girl came back even though it meant a jail sentence
After a Klingon killed his friend, Sisko kicked his ass really hard
He and his crew took on a Klingon fleet.
His enigineer never had to go to the academy because he is SOOOOOO good.
He can out Ferengi the Ferengi.
His science officer has found anomalies boring.
He lost his true love to the Borg not some wimpy Klingons or Q
After fighting the Dominion he went and got a new ship. After five years Kirk got the same ship with a software upgrade.
When he say, "fire a spread of torpedeos" Worf fires more than one
He managed to SAVE his son from the Klingons.
He actually realizes that there is no up and down in space
Worf wouldn't live much longer if threatened to kill Sisko where he stood
Q came to DS9 once and was scared away. He won't leave Janeway or Picard alone.
Two words: Quantum Torpedeos
Sisko makes a better Klingon than Worf
Plays baseball instead of reading Shakespeare
Fought gentically engineered soldiers (Jem'Hadar) in hand to hand and not only won but gained their respect.
When he chases Maquis in to the badlands he doesn't get lost
His XO fought the Cardassians and won.
His Bartender doesn't wear silly hats
When he opens fire nothing survives
His ship has armour.
He lets Worf get violent
Not only did he help build the Defiant, but he can cook too
His son actually looks like him
He can get his unifroms tailored.
Destrying Klingon ships is a hobby
He has never been captured by the Cardies
O'Brien and Worf prefer him to Picard
When Admirals go crazy he holds them at phaser point. Picard just talks to them in a stern voice
Starfleet listens to him instead of the other way around
He was prophecied
He has fought enemies that would make Kirk cringe.
If you are lying he will tell you so.
Sisko was scared once. He didn't like it and has never been since
He saves the Federation on a daily basis.
When someone betrays him he promises to hunt them to the ends of the universe
He knows what a hot dog is.
When he was only a commander he had the most powerful ship in the fleet
Death is scared of him.
Kirk has to slingshot around the sun. Janeway and Picard are sucked into temporal rifts. Sisko has an orb that is safe, clean and quick.
He never had to steal his cloaking device
His XO looks good in leather.
Both Janeway and Picard have been stuck in the Delta Quadrant. Sisko knows better
He holds a grudge
He always shoots to kill
When he gets angry he makes Klingons cry
Sisko saved Kirk's life from a tribble
He is a major figure of Earth History.. twice. (Gabriel Bell and Ben Sisko).
Has crossed over into parallel universe. Not scared. Did it again.
Avery is by far the best first name of a ST Captain's actor.
Only person who doesn't get weak in the knees just looking at Terry Farrell
Only person on DS9 not afraid of Kira
Used to hang out with Curzon Dax
Can throw a killer fastball.
Is a GOOD Dad
He sets the fashions for the Federation (Generations - Voyager)
He beat ex-terrorist Bajoran military at guerrilla warfare (The Seige)
He'll never spend an episode wondering if he should have had a family
His security officer would have a reasonable explanation for growing a ponytail between episodes
He underwent torture by dehydration in a Polo-neck! (Paradise)
He overturned centuries of Cardassian legal precedent by walking into a courtroom and just looking at the judge (Tribunal)
Tests show, if he doesn't get his own way, he'll collapse the wormhole (The Search, Part II)
When Picard falls in love, complex ethical reasons prevent him from continuing . When Sisko fell in love , the only thing that stopped him was her being a figment of somebody else's imagination (Second Sight)
He survived Wolf 359 without being on the Borg's side (Emissary)
Picard's entire command crew would NEVER all go to his quarters for a meal Picard had cooked himself (Equilibrium)
He trashed a gambling joint with his Science Officer (Rivals)
He's the equivalent of Moses in the Bajoran Religion
Omnipotent, shmomnipotent . He punched Q instead of hiding in his ready room. (Q-Less)
He shrugged of a Klingon's headbutt, roared, hit the Klingon off a console twice and flipped him over his back (Invasive Procedures)
Nobody escapes from the Jem'Hadar . Except Sisko . Twice (The Jem'Hadar - The Search, Part II)
Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying : Device, Cloaking (The Search, Part I - Defiant)
Starfleet ordered Picard to take command of the Enterprise, Sisko ordered Stafleet to give him the Defiant (The Search, Part I)
Picard is a major figure in the Federation, Sisko is a major figure in Earth history (Past Tense, Part II)
