You know you're a Star Wars Geek when...

[Miroku4444]

When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with
the Force.

When you get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the
size of yours


You would love to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your ass so you can
be as wise as Yoda

When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for
a lightsaber...

If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When you spend time watching the Star Wars trilogy because you think
there will be a test on it later.

You punch out trekkies who say "Death star I disagree, I'd like to see
those losers take out DS9".

With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday
night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your
own working "Light-saber"

Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."

You put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming,
pretending you're a light-saber

You name your right hand 'Leia'


You think you are the life of the party because you imitate Yoda's
voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.

Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about
this."

When you listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.

When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough
for you, old man."

When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Foward
firepower, I don't want anything to get through"

You ram a model X-Wing up someone else's not a very nice person and congratulate
yourself for finding the only weak spot.

Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the very *friendly* person."

You don't have any money to buy food or clothes but you have a kick-
ass STAR WARS collection.

You swear you saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.

You get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom.
(what are you doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE
WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)

When you wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"

You know you're a Star Wars geek when you unsuccessfully get the last
cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in
this one."

You start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling you to go to bed.


When your girlfriend says you have a small thingy and you say "You
underestimate the power of the force."

You Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2
seconds before they do in the theatre.

When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."

When you find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New
Hope".....and don't stop until 125 minutes later.

You curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is!
Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and
Prosper?"

You punch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the
Enterprise?"

You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight

Before sex, you look at your thingy and say "Get in there, you furry
oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

You're a Star Wars geek when your teacher hands you your test back and
says "commas are your weakness." You shoot back: "And your faith in
your friends is yours!"

When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men
you say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"

38. you actually feel the need to attack Star Wars geeks with a camera
to prove that you are not of their kind.

After looking at your tiny thingy you remember yoda's saying "size
matters not."

When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know
that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is
3,720 to one.

You buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so you could have the full Darth
Vader Helmet.

You've wached the trilogy more times than mark hammil.

When you heard of Titanic getting more money than Star Wars, you
immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt
for James Cameron.

You respond to your friends taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat Star
Wars!" by clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the
prequels"

You sabotage the Titanic theatre to play Star Wars: A New Hope when
the ship starts to sink.

You call in bomb threats every time Titanic starts playing and then
start giggling uncontrollably when you watch the people running out.

You finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han

You point out to people that given inflation Star Wars kicked
Titanic's Ass by nearly 300 million.

When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local Star Wars
supplier.

The first thing you think of when you hear the words "hot, wet and
horny" is a sweating bantha.

During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.

You stand up a date to put jokes on this page.

You go to star wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.


You wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt
that says trekkies forever

You have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.

At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled
your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no
questions asked.

When your stuck doing frellin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on
the advertisement

Before sex you say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep you
warm".

You know you're a Star Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up
the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!

A friend gets a kick ass home audio/video center and you tell him,
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed."

[Neo~Dest]

umm these ive done ^_^

(ive done this but i never passed out)
When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with
the Force.

XD this one too
You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight

[Arwen]

yeah Ive done most of those too, I think everyone has tried to use the Force at least once